Ile Flottante & Buccaneers
(The untold story that got your Zen-ness into culinary school. For better or for worse!)
Under a caramel sky, a fluffy meringue ‘iceberg’ was floating away on a sea of vanilla custard, in it’s shadow, the legendary and ferocious Zen Blackbeard was waiting on the deck of his pirate ship plotting a surprise attack. The target was a ship of the Royal fleet carrying vast quantities of precious Tahitian vanilla beans destined to be offered as a gift for the hand of the King’s eldest daughter. When the ship got to striking distance the pirates sneaked-up behind it skillfully. Zen Blackbeard rapidly gave orders:
- ‘Ahoy buccaneers! Take your position!’ and turning to one of his trusted lad, said:
- ‘Hornswaggle!! Run a shot across the bow and disable that ship!’
Hornswaggle – a big and clumsy gunpowder lad – followed the order and fired a single cannonball – killing the Captain of the Royal carrier instead. Everyone was in awe.
- ‘Shiver me timbers!’ exclaimed Hornswaggle surprised by his lucky shot.
- ‘Holy Waffles!’ cried-out the crew of the Royal ship in unison.
- ‘Son of a biscuit eater!!’ shouted Zen Blackbeard with amazement.
- ‘Blop!’ bubbled the fishes.
After a period of scuffle and chaos onboard, the sailors of the Royal vessel finally surrendered to the vanilla thirsty pirates.
- ‘Hornswaggle!! Your weight in vanilla beans!’ shouted Zen Blackbeard and turning to his lads:
- ‘Get me some cackle fruit, some rum and some chocolate while you’re at it! Let’s feast!!’
-‘Let’s send him to culinary school… he needs discipline!’
This was the moment, ladies and gentlemen, that sealed my destiny forever!
For your share of the treasure valiant pirates, don’t forget to submit your entry to the Vanilla Bean Giveaway before Friday at midnight. And when you get your hands on the bounty – why not make some ile flottante? This retro/back in the spotlight French dessert is a great way to experience vanilla in all it’s glory. Ahoy me hearties!!
(serves 6 people)
For the custard:
- 5 egg yolks
- 2 cups milk
- 2 oz sugar
- 1 vanilla bean, splitted and seeds scraped
For the meringue:
- 5 egg whites
- 1 cup sugar
For the caramel:
For the meringue: For the custard : For the caramel: To Serve, place some of the vanilla custard in a shallow plate or bowl, place a meringue in the middle. Put a caramel nest on top and serve. The combination of flavors is amazing.Enjoy.
















January 16th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Oh my God! The Ile Flottante! With all the years between me and Paris I had forgoten how much I LOVE this dessert.
Man….I gotta get back to France. Matey.
January 16th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
sea of custard and islands of meringues and golden caramel .Am I in heaven?
January 16th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Thank you so much for posting this recipe!
This is one of the favorite desserts of my French Paramour. His mother made a large version served in a large bowl from which the whole family can take scoops. She passed away already and so I can’t get recipes from her.
I ate this all summer last year (for six weeks traveling around South Eastern France, wherever I could find it.
January 16th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
When are you going to run a local contest (i.e., me and other NY-ers) with the prize being a meal cooked by you for me (um, I mean for the lucky winner)?
Those photos… that recipe… *swoon*
January 17th, 2008 at 12:48 am
zen ..u are the best story teller i’ve come across this blogsphere…
i think the sacrifices your parents made to send u to culinary school has been paid off..bravo!
nice but strange looking dessert..:D
January 17th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Wow!great story…LOL!That; really funny..holy waffles.You make my day!Thanks for sharing the precious recipe..
January 17th, 2008 at 10:53 am
i guess culinary school was the right choice for you!
January 17th, 2008 at 11:52 am
oh this looks so yummy delicious!
January 17th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
ARRRR! You fine scurvy dog of a bitch master’s spawn!
Awesome.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Uh, no offense to the family lore. I say that with admiration.
January 18th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Julie, you should!… Ahhh… les p’tits cafes Parisien. C’est quand même quelque chose!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:11 am
No Azazura… You are in my comment room!
But that’s the next best thing!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Angélique!… I’m happy I could help!
Say Bonjour to the French paramour for me! Hehe
January 18th, 2008 at 12:19 am
HaHa.. Ann not a bad idea… but wait…You’re the only New Yorker reading this blog! Hehehe
Easy!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Waliz! I’m the best storyteller on this blog! On the blogosphere that’s another story!
I guess it paid off, still trying to figure out that one! Hehe
January 18th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Holy Waffles!! Sweetipie!
Think I should trademark this one?
January 18th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Azra… well i don’t know!
And my therapist won’t answer my calls! hehe
January 18th, 2008 at 12:32 am
Thank you big boys oven!
January 18th, 2008 at 12:33 am
C & W…don’t worry!! I understand your sense of humor. haha
You’re hilarious!!
January 18th, 2008 at 1:02 am
This looks so lovely!!:)
January 18th, 2008 at 8:05 am
I like everything about sugar threads- that one on photo just looks perfect. I tried the threads a few times and always end up with an afro ‘do.
Great dessert and dinner story too.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Oh this is the cutest story! I’ve never heard of this dessert before, but it looks spectacular and so rich. It also looks like I might do it a terrible disservice. Maybe I’ll be brave enough to try it one day! : )
January 18th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
That’s edible art you’ve got there, Zen!
January 18th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
what a cute name!!!your caramel look so cool.I wish I can do that trick!
January 20th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
This is insane. Looks so good.
January 21st, 2008 at 12:04 am
One of the first dessert I learned to make and love. Try it with Toffee Bits on top…hmmmmm!