Pork: It’s the Meat of Kings
(Warning: You’re about to have a dorky moment… but what the heck, you might as well enjoy it! Just make sure nobody’s watching…)
You look a little tense but.. it’s your lucky day! IT”S KARAOKE NIGHT on Zen’s blog! 
Why don’t you sing along to this catchy tune? Oh come on, you know you want to…
Pork, it’s the meat of kings
It’s made from pig
Try it with onion rings
Pork sure goes with everything
Cause it’s made from swine
That’s why it sure tastes fine
And it’s free!! You can play it again, and again and again!! How cool is that?!
Thursday, March 27th, 2008
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March 27th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
aww, the poor broccoli and his wedgie..
I have to admit the “it’s made swine, that’s why it sure tastes fine” had me tapping my feet
March 28th, 2008 at 12:18 am
I didn’t know cartoonists could work so well even under the influence of marijuana, hahaha
PORK! I love it. Way to spread the word, Zen-man
March 28th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Porkified awesomeness, and it is free, and I can play it over and over.
March 28th, 2008 at 1:03 am
I msut send that my my boyfriend. Pork”s his first love. Plus the music has a little Depeche Mose feel to it I think, or its just late.
March 28th, 2008 at 6:51 am
hahaha…”you can play it again and again’..i like tht….
March 28th, 2008 at 11:00 am
That is freaking hilarious. I can’t stop listening to the song. But one of my friends found it disturbing :-/ I wonder…
Hehehe
March 28th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Hahahahaha!!! Freaking hilarious. Oh, and the little pig riding the giant sausage looks to be having a *really* good time.
March 28th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Awww, Man! No fair playing to my karaoke obsession.
But pork. Yeah, it is goooooooood. 
March 28th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I’m for pork. Pork of every sort. I would eat it at a bar, I would eat it in a car. I would eat it here and there, I’d eat it in stripper underwear.
That’s my Doctor Seuss moment of the day. Tune in tomorrow for my musings on canned fish.
March 28th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
OK, the pig going into the grinder is a bit disturbing but somehow I think I will be waking up with this song in my head for quite a few days!
March 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
LOVE IT! Just what I needed today
… you realize, this song will be stuck in my head all weeekend.
March 28th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Am I the only one who found it strangely obscene? I am? Oh. Okay.
March 28th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Ah, good old Weebl! I knew that was his as soon as I heard the music. He’s wrong, though. BEEF is the meat of kings! Ask any Brit. Except Weebl, obviously….
March 28th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Forget the dork and pass the ~cheese~
March 28th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Pig makes it taste better!
March 28th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
You are too much!
March 28th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Ann, I too saw a giant penis in several places on the clip…
March 29th, 2008 at 2:20 am
zenchef, that was funny! thank you for making me smile and laugh today. i don’t eat pork that much, but the song is rather addicting–last song syndrome!
March 29th, 2008 at 2:21 am
That is just to funny! Thanks for the laugh.
March 29th, 2008 at 5:57 am
Oh-so-entertaining.
March 29th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Hey Chef,
Thanks for backing me up. Some people…you should see her so called “authentic” Malaysian cookbooks and her series of other “authentic” cookbooks…
March 29th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
I cannot get this *&(@#&%@#% out of my head
March 30th, 2008 at 2:42 am
It’s late now and I should be getting to bed, but now this song won’t leave my head! Maybe I should just lie down and try to let the song put me to sleep!
Love the video and Yeah for pork!
March 30th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Toujours aussi…drôle chez toi ^^! Ca fait du bien de passer par ici en tout cas! bye
March 30th, 2008 at 10:28 am
har har har! i love it! and i love the song too. I’m going to have to teach it to my kids. it’ll be an amusing parlour trick for them to sing it for company.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:27 am
I am a porkie!
March 31st, 2008 at 7:42 am
hey zen man, i must admit this karaoke did encouraged me to sing hehehehe..that’s probably the reason why we have such awful weather in france
.;thanks for sharing this it made me love pork even more..oink oink
March 31st, 2008 at 11:23 am
I’m with manyggy, some cartoonist had to have been high as a kite to create that! Too funny! Never know what you’ll find on Youtube!
April 1st, 2008 at 10:34 am
Great it’s gonna be stuck in my head all day while I’m sick in bed!! Maybe it will help me get better
April 1st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Ok, this is just sick. I watched this last night, late, and then had a nightmare about that sausage riding pig and he was in a corner and I was trying to keep him there with my spatula. Scary, scary.
Zen Hitchcock. What’s next? Chickens on crack?
April 1st, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Catherine: “Chickens on Crack” is the name of my new band. Thanks for that!
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:20 am
Haha my god,
I gonna have that song sticking in my head the whole time during work tomorrow!
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 am
Hahaha.. spent a little over five minutes thinking of a comment for this – I don’t know what to say. Thanks for the ZENtertainment
April 6th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Oh MY. You are my hero. But you know that already, no?