Pork: It’s the Meat of Kings

(Warning: You’re about to have a dorky moment… but what the heck, you might as well enjoy it! Just make sure nobody’s watching…)

You look a little tense but.. it’s your lucky day! IT”S KARAOKE NIGHT on Zen’s blog! :-)

Why don’t you sing along to this catchy tune? Oh come on, you know you want to…

Pork, it’s the meat of kings
It’s made from pig
Try it with onion rings
Pork sure goes with everything
Cause it’s made from swine
That’s why it sure tastes fine

And it’s free!! You can play it again, and again and again!! How cool is that?!

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  • TavoLini

    aww, the poor broccoli and his wedgie..

    I have to admit the “it’s made swine, that’s why it sure tastes fine” had me tapping my feet :)

  • Manggy

    I didn’t know cartoonists could work so well even under the influence of marijuana, hahaha 😛

    PORK! I love it. Way to spread the word, Zen-man :)

  • Blair

    Porkified awesomeness, and it is free, and I can play it over and over.

  • glamah16

    I msut send that my my boyfriend. Pork”s his first love. Plus the music has a little Depeche Mose feel to it I think, or its just late.

  • waliz

    hahaha…”you can play it again and again’..i like tht….

  • Ben

    That is freaking hilarious. I can’t stop listening to the song. But one of my friends found it disturbing :-/ I wonder…


  • Elle

    Hahahahaha!!! Freaking hilarious. Oh, and the little pig riding the giant sausage looks to be having a *really* good time. 😉

  • canarygirl

    Awww, Man! No fair playing to my karaoke obsession. 😛 But pork. Yeah, it is goooooooood. 😉

  • Ryan Placchetti

    I’m for pork. Pork of every sort. I would eat it at a bar, I would eat it in a car. I would eat it here and there, I’d eat it in stripper underwear.

    That’s my Doctor Seuss moment of the day. Tune in tomorrow for my musings on canned fish.

  • Ellieut

    OK, the pig going into the grinder is a bit disturbing but somehow I think I will be waking up with this song in my head for quite a few days!

  • Allen

    LOVE IT! Just what I needed today :-) … you realize, this song will be stuck in my head all weeekend.

  • Ann

    Am I the only one who found it strangely obscene? I am? Oh. Okay.

  • Jack

    Ah, good old Weebl! I knew that was his as soon as I heard the music. He’s wrong, though. BEEF is the meat of kings! Ask any Brit. Except Weebl, obviously….

  • Function of Time

    Forget the dork and pass the ~cheese~

  • Heather

    Pig makes it taste better!

  • Cynthia

    You are too much! 😀

  • Julie

    Ann, I too saw a giant penis in several places on the clip…

  • acey

    zenchef, that was funny! thank you for making me smile and laugh today. i don’t eat pork that much, but the song is rather addicting–last song syndrome!

  • Chuck

    That is just to funny! Thanks for the laugh.

  • Emiline


  • Rasa Malaysia

    Hey Chef,

    Thanks for backing me up. Some people…you should see her so called “authentic” Malaysian cookbooks and her series of other “authentic” cookbooks… 😉

  • SteamyKitchen

    I cannot get this *&(@#&%@#% out of my head

  • White On Rice Couple

    It’s late now and I should be getting to bed, but now this song won’t leave my head! Maybe I should just lie down and try to let the song put me to sleep!
    Love the video and Yeah for pork!

  • Claude-Olivier

    Toujours aussi…drôle chez toi ^^! Ca fait du bien de passer par ici en tout cas! bye

  • cakebrain

    har har har! i love it! and i love the song too. I’m going to have to teach it to my kids. it’ll be an amusing parlour trick for them to sing it for company.

  • Big Boys Oven

    I am a porkie!

  • Dhanggit

    hey zen man, i must admit this karaoke did encouraged me to sing hehehehe..that’s probably the reason why we have such awful weather in france :-).;thanks for sharing this it made me love pork even more..oink oink

  • Jenny

    I’m with manyggy, some cartoonist had to have been high as a kite to create that! Too funny! Never know what you’ll find on Youtube!

  • cakewardrobe

    Great it’s gonna be stuck in my head all day while I’m sick in bed!! Maybe it will help me get better :)

  • Catherine Wilkinson

    Ok, this is just sick. I watched this last night, late, and then had a nightmare about that sausage riding pig and he was in a corner and I was trying to keep him there with my spatula. Scary, scary.
    Zen Hitchcock. What’s next? Chickens on crack?

  • Jack

    Catherine: “Chickens on Crack” is the name of my new band. Thanks for that!

  • Cindy. Lo.

    Haha my god,
    I gonna have that song sticking in my head the whole time during work tomorrow!

  • foodhuntress79

    Hahaha.. spent a little over five minutes thinking of a comment for this – I don’t know what to say. Thanks for the ZENtertainment 😉

  • Chicken & Waffles

    Oh MY. You are my hero. But you know that already, no?