We interrupt this blog for an important Newsflash. The following program might affect sensitive people. We recommend keeping young childrens, bunny rabbits and anyone still believing in the tooth fairy away from this post.
Sorry to spoil your Easter but… the egg murderer strikes again!!
The picture below was snapped by Ariel who was the latest person to witness the vicious crime. My evil twin and myself are still busy investigating the culprit of these egg-centric murders. We will share our findings in the coming weeks.
In the meantime people, we urge you to keep your eggs in a safe place. Decorating them in army camouflage will increase their chance of survival and could even save them from vigorous beatings and barbaric scrambles.
Be good to your eggs and Happy Easter anyway…