We Interrupt This Program…

We interrupt this blog for an important Newsflash. The following program might affect sensitive people. We recommend keeping young childrens, bunny rabbits and anyone still believing in the tooth fairy away from this post.

Sorry to spoil your Easter but… the egg murderer strikes again!!

The picture below was snapped by Ariel who was the latest person to witness the vicious crime. My evil twin and myself are still busy investigating the culprit of these egg-centric murders. We will share our findings in the coming weeks.

In the meantime people, we urge you to keep your eggs in a safe place. Decorating them in army camouflage will increase their chance of survival and could even save them from vigorous beatings and barbaric scrambles.

Be good to your eggs and Happy Easter anyway…

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  • Manggy

    Haha! Happy Easter ZenMan :)!!

  • Elle

    Happy Easter! Enjoy your day.

  • Ryan Placchetti

    I totally know who done it.

    What’s on the menu for Easter?

  • Rasa Malaysia

    Hey Chef, Happy Easter…those eggs are hilarious–no offense to sensitive people, but they are! šŸ˜‰

  • Ben

    LOL That’s hilarious. I love that picture.

  • Chicken & Waffles

    Eggs are sensitive creatures, yes, but they also result in delicious souffles, omelettes, meat batter, crepes and facial masks. Some of them must die so that our bellies and facades improve.

    It’s a dog eat dog world, man.

  • SteamyKitchen

    oooh poor baby eggies! I will protect you! Come home with me!

  • waliz

    Happy Easter Zennnnn…pls take care of those eggs…okayyy!

  • Function of Time

    That’s not very…um…’zen’.

  • Julie

    What do you mean by “still” believe in the tooth fairy??? You mean…no…oh my God!!

    You so funny!

  • Big Boys Oven

    oh this is so hilarious! cool dude!

  • White On Rice Couple

    You da man! Oh Mr. ZenChef, you’re a great artist too. The eggs do look very, very horrified.

  • Anali

    I hope you had a Happy Easter! With all the egg violence and all, I know it must have been tough! ; )

  • b

    “Vigorous beatings and barbaric scrambles.” Okay, I am tearing up over here! Hilarious. Great expressions on the eggs’ faces and the fact that Ron Burgundy is covering the story? Too perfect!!!

    Thanks for the great laugh amidst your great food stories and recipes! I love coming to your blog!!

    Happy Easter,

  • A Z R A

    hey Happy Easter!!! you really have a thing (or two) for eggs eh? hehehehehe….

  • acey

    those eggs look scared alright. but very kawaii, cute! a late happy easter zenchef! =D

  • Emiline

    I hope this sicko will get caught soon.

  • Jenny

    Too funny,
    I love those egg faces, classic! I’ll keep my boys away from this so they don’t have nightmares about eggs! Just found your blog, love it!

  • Catherine Wilkinson

    don’t pretend, zen, we KNOW who done it. Back away from the whisk…very slowly.
    So…is this a one man deal, or did someone egg you on??

  • foodhuntress79

    Happy Easter, Zen Chef! Happy egg and ‘rabbit’ day :p