I can’t move. Maybe i went a little overboard with the amount of food and beer i ingurgitated this afternoon. I think i single-handedly put pig on the list of species at risk of extinction today but you know, nothing will get in between the zen-man and his meat, not even temperatures flirting with 100′F [...]

I witnessed a rare phenomena in my kitchen tonight that might prove that cooking and space-travel have in fact a lot in common. There was a black-out at sunset in my neighborhood that literally caused a lemon cake eclipse. Yup, a goddamn eclipse in my kitchen man! After the lights went-out and before my world [...]